Archive for April, 2009
OH CHUNKY CHUNKY THOUGHT
There’s this huge chunk of random thoughts in my brain today. I’ll slice it in three parts. Heehee. I will not try to be weird today. I will keep my weirdness for today and save it for tomorrow.
1. SORRY. Sorry to the people who emailed me. Sorry for the late reply. Sorry very much. -Okay my English is being weird because I’ve had too much Korean lessons. Most of these people said they accepted me as an affiliate and I didnt even know about it because I checked my mail late. Haha. My apologies. I’ve added your links. I just realized how fun it is to get emails. 
So, anyone who would like to email me? 
2. So yesterday, some Filipina jumped off from the 4th floor of a building near ours. So it was really freaky. When Mum and I went for a walk, we saw lots of policemen surrounding the area.
Mum: BRR.. it’s creepy, I tell you.
Me: Why?
Mum: Just a couple of days ago, I saw a woman there. She was writing something so I looked at her.
Me: Really? What did she say?
Mum: She was even smiling, so I just smiled back. I was even thinking of talking to her.
Seriously creepy. If that were her, it’ll give you goosebumps. Arg.
3. I signed up for Polyglot! It’s a language exchange program where you can learn lots of language at the same time teach the languages that you know. I’ll have my first “session of teaching and learning” tomorrow. I do hope that the person I got is nice. I teach English to Koreans. Koreans teach me Korean, of course. Duh. I don’t know why it’s called Polyglot. Maybe it stands for something like People’s Other Language Yada-yada Great Learning Online Thingy. 
I think I won’t be able to return comments today. But I’ll try.
PS: Will try to return comments as soon as we get settled on the new house. We’re moving to another flat. And I’m thankful to the Korean friends I got from Polyglot! Hello Yoon Yeong and Jung Min!
Fairytale
Me: c’mon..c’mon.. *singing MIROTIC by DBSK*
Dad: YO!
Me: What?
Dad: YES YES YO!
That was just some conversation between Dad and I. Heheh. So anyway, I’ve been fangirling too much lately. Super Junior, DBSK, Big Bang and all.. It’s kinda depressing to think that I’m so addicted to them and they dont even know I exist. That’s the saddest part of being a fan. I mean, they know they have fans, but they don’t really know who we are. Ugh. Okay, enough!
As I was washing the dishes, I was daydreaming about my own fairytale, and so I thought I could share it with you.
One day I’m walking around the streets of Khalidiya here in UAE, I thought of buying a box of pizza. Then I saw that everyone outside were shouting and panicking and stuff, so I walked outside the pizza shop to find out what’s going on. It was Vin Diesel beating up that pale princess who puts on too much lipstick. They call her Snowhite, though. Now I don’t know if she still put on too much lipstick or if that were blood. So I asked him why he was being mean to Snowhite. He said his favorite fruit was apple and Snowhite ate all the apples in his house. Oh well, he’s being violent again, I thought.
So i walked back and all, I saw this incredibly huge mirror which told them who’d be the next Ms Universe, the most beautiful lady of them all. It was kinda annoying because it always answers “Chiui”. HEHEH! They kept stalking me so I ran into the woods..where the princesses always go. Seriously, why do princesses always end up in the woods?
Okay so into the woods, I ran..and then saw my prince charming! Yay. It was Super Junior’s Eun Hyuk. Okay so if you don’t know him I might as well change the prince. Um..Johnny Depp.
Okay then so I ignored Johnny because all I know is that in fairytales, the prince has to sing a song first, and then the princess will hear him and then sing along with him until they find each other, along with squirrels and birds and rats. Then they remember that they have to do something and boys are always trouble. They run away. They lose a shoe, forgot to leave their name. Or ID. or at least a hair scrunchie.. HAH. Scrunchie. I like that word. It sounds funny.
So Johnny Depp plugged his earphones to his ear, of course, and selected a song from his iPod.. He chose Disturbia.. it woke up Sleeping Beauty because she was a fan of Rihanna. And then found out that Sleeping Beauty was actually Renee Zellweger and then he liked her. And then I went back to get my pizza because that was such a lame sight. I just ate my pizza with Eun Hyuk, watching Snowhite die. She wasn’t even that pretty to be on Disney.
Oh well. I was bored.
PS: I now have my Tumblr! One is in English and the other is in Korean. BTW, Thanks for the comments on my previous post. I had a lot of fun reading them. Teehee. :3
Noodles
Today we had some “Barbecue party” at the park with all the Church members. There weren’t barbecues at all.
After that, I joined my parents as they went house-hunting with another couple from Church. Then I insisted on going window-shopping, but then I ended up at Magrudy’s. Everyone knows that when I enter a bookstore, I seldom go out empty-handed. Dad bought me this book called We Need To Talk About Kevin, which is about a highschool kid who murders. Anyway, after that I went all hungry for pasta so I went to Il Forno. At the end of the day, I burped. End of story. KTHXBAI.
Kidding.
I love this day, even though we didn’t stop by at Starbucks. I always wanted the taste of the drinks there. OOOOH. But I hate the name of that place. Starbucks. Ugh. And the way people mention it.
Anyway.. again, I love this day. Mainly because my sister wasn’t around because she had this get-together with her peers. LOL. That wasn’t completely a joke, but then that’s not completely true. Heheh. I love having to hang out with people, without me having to pay for anything. Or maybe I pay for things but it wouldn’t hurt my pocket because I have all the money in the world. Nyaha. Really, I want to be rich. I have sorts of crazy dreams.
No, I have different ambitions. People say “Oooh I wanna be a veterinarian”, and “I wanna be a police and catch criminals”, or “I wanna be a pilot”. I don’t even know what’s so great about being a pilot, but I believe there’s something noble about the normal jobs. I just don’t think that these jobs are so fun. I mean, they’re all so blank. When you say you want to be a doctor, they can picture you already. They see you as someone with your tools and uniform. And they’re right. That’s so typical. I hate being normal. But being weird takes so much risks.
I have different ambitions:
1. I want to be an English teacher in South Korea. At the same time be a lead actress of some romantic-comedy Korean Drama. Bahaha. I want Lee Dong Wook to be the lead actor. (I want bashings on my Cyworld account) ROFL. The problem is, I won’t be majoring in theatre arts and I don’t have that kind of beauty. My beauty is kinda hidden…somewhere you can’t find. Bwahaha. But I want to be Eun Hyuk’s girlfriend. *Fangirling*
2. I want to be in my Dad’s company, taking ANY job I can. I love his job because it seems to pay him big time. Bwahaha.
3. I want to not continue college and just be a YouTube celebrity, and then be an English teacher in South Korea. And have a lot of noodles for breakfast.
4. I want to win a lot of money and not go to college anymore. And I’ll just study something just for a degree, and then still be an English teacher in South Korea. And still have lots of noodles for breakfast.
They have things in common. All I really want is to teach English in South Korea, quit college, and have some noodles.
PS: If you’re about to comment something not related to this post, I beg you..DON’T DO IT.
'Sup? My name's Chiui. I am currently living in a huge ass sandcastle known for its 0% crime rate. Also a lover of the scent of crayons. I like making lists. Will never be caught sporting a mohawk. Pasta drives me crazy. I am sometimes unnecessarily mean.