Archive for June, 2009
Interview With A Burger
Yay from PR 2 to PR 3. Hyeah. LOL. Plugging Seng Shoe my little shoe dwarf! Visit him!!
Today, Katie and I fooled ’round with our beloved digicam. But I won’t upload the video. That’ll be the end of me. Death by embarrassment. So here’s how it went. (I’m listening to the video and typing everything here)
Are you a commercial model?
Wut?
A commercial model.
Chiburger is a commercial model.
Oh..okay. Who is Chiburger by the way?
Chiburger is the Christian monster.
Is ‘it’ a HE or a SHE?
No.. ‘it’ is a HEET. He, she, and it.
So it’s a neuter.
Hu-yeea-uh.
What’s your real name?
Sheezneet.
LOL. Where did you get that?
*sings* I got it from my Mama!
I’ve learned that you can speak Korean.
Um..no.
No? How come?
Um..how come..what may. LOL (useless answer)
How’s life?
Life is..kewl. Life is a cereal.
Oh it’s a cereal. Who likes it?
Me.
Do you eat life?
Yes, I eat life because life is sweet.
Who’s that over there?
That *points to Jamer* is Mr. Pringles.
Is he associated with you?
Chiui: No.
Jamer: Yes.
Chiui: He’s my bodyguard.
Jamer: Yabang naman nito! (You’re so arrogant) I’m your PA!
Does he protect you or does he hurt you?
He pokemons me.
Ooo..can you do a demonstration? Or provide a description?
Err..He grabs a pokeball and he would hit me with the pokeball and my head would bleed and then I would go crazy.
Oh I thought that when you get hit by a pokeball, you’d go inside.
No, because I’m not a pokemon, I’m a digimon.
So you are digital?
YEAH! I am SO digital.
Is it hereditary?
No. It’s contagious. You want me to digitalize you?
Later..or maybe some other time. Cause I’m a pokemon.
You’re a pokemon? Pokemons are crazy. Digimons will rule the world.
But periods really..
SUCK. Commas rule!
Do you know Jerm?
Jerm? Umm.. 미친 넘. *laughs* (Means crazy guy)
Hey that’s Korean!
YEAH! But I don’t speak Korean. I know Korean, but I don’t speak Korean. I tell it.
What’s the difference between telling, saying, or speaking?
Tell Me is a Wonder Girls song.
Can you do the dance?
No. I can’t wiggle.
You can’t wiggle? Why?
Because I’m a digimon.
How about Jerm?
Jerm is neither a pokemon nor a digimon.
What is he?
He’s a filthy human being. Kidding. You want me to digitalize you?
I told you. Some other time.
But today is some other time.
Why?
Because yesterday was some other time.
What about tomorrow?
Tomorrow will be some other time.
How about next week?
Next week will be some other time. And today..
Today is some other time?
No. Today is present.
And the past is..?
The past..was the tomorrow of some other time. Did you get it?
No! How about the day after tomorrow?
The Day After Tomorrow is a nice movie.
Can you give a short review?
Haven’t watched it.
*both laugh*
That was long. So yeah, if you haven’t noticed that badge on the sidebar, I will make you freakin notice it. I joined ze contest just to fulfill my wish last year. I tried joining before, but there was some problem because my blog didn’t appear on their site. Aww. Now I’m on take two. Anyway, I need your help. Like Dora, I will ask you to stand up and raise your hands please. Up, up, up. Okay that’s retarded.
I need you to rate me. Yeah. Rate. Natalie of Community Channel says your Mum rates her, but as for me, YOU rate me (and then your Mum can rate me too). Give me a rating that I deserve okay. Lol. I hope you’d be nice tho. I wanna win. Hahahahah! Please do rate me here!
RANTS:
1. One time I was eating spaghetti and this waitress offered me soup. Why the heck would I want soup with my spaghetti. That’s freakin exotic, and I’m not in the mood to be exotic right now.
2. I got a text message asking me that if I were to lose my teeth and have three of them left, would I want the remaining teeth scattered or in one line? What on this oblate spheroid earth was that all about? I mean, the last thing I would worry about (if ever I lose my teeth) would be their positions. The answer? I’d rather have them in one line because I’d like to prove that I will always stick to my friends through thick and thin, and see, even my teeth would never leave each other. Faithfulness runs in my blood and teeth. Like, where the heck is the relation between friendship and losing teeth? He could’ve just asked me if armpits do fall in love.
Well I’ll close comments in here. If you wanna comment, do it here! I’ll definitely return them this time. I’ll have a special way of bloghopping this week. Harhar. Don’t forget your url!
Questions!
1. Was I a lame interviewee?
2. Will you rate me? 
3. How am I supposed to live without you? 
4. Do armpits fall in love?
Fangirling Fail
OMGGGG I miss blogging!! Only to those who care:
A have a lot to say. My week was so exciting, and I couldn’t believe I’m enjoying school even though I’m freaked out of the things that’s been happening to me. A couple of days ago, I borrowed the list of subjects (ComArts subjects) from my friend. And now, I have made THE decision!
I’m gonna be a WRITING MAJOR! 
It was as if I drank coffee and consumed 3 sacks of sugar- that was how I was. I was on a high after making the decision. Finally, school made a lot of sense because my subjects were a heck lot exciting than last year. Some of the subjects that I’ll be taking would be um..Creative Writing, Play Writing, Language Teaching, Directing, Group Discussion and Leadership, and Drama for Children. I’m still thinking if I’m going to study for one more semester after graduating because if you read my previous posts, I have a passion for teaching. Still thinking about it though. I have 3-4 more years left.
One more thing: last thursday, our Theatre Arts professor asked us to write an essay stating which position/job we’d like to have for our Production. I wrote mine saying I’d like to be on the lights and sounds committee. Just for fun. And then to my surprise, I became the Props Head. :O It was so unexpected. I mean, it is a kind of a high position for a beginner like me, but I’m not prepared for it. I’m not artsy. I don’t know a lot of things about props like those and all, and most of all I’m so inexperienced. I mean, I know most of us are really inexperienced, but why me? I’m younger than the others (4 of us are sophies, the rest are juniors). OMGGGG. I can’t believe this.
Anyway, about the picture at the end of my previous post, those who asked me if he was my boyfriend, yes he is. Go on. Take a look at the picture again.
LOL! Kidding! That’s Kim Moon Chul (김문철) of Royal Pirates (로얄 P). If you don’t know the Royal Pirates, they are an indie band who became popular on Youtube (they’re only 2 in the group. Well, that still counts as a band) and they are Koreans from California. So yes they speak English. They make remakes of Korean songs. So…Korean pop to Korean rock remakes. They made a remake of Nobody (Nobody Rock. Yes. Wondergirls.), SORRYSORRY remake (Yeah, rock version too!), and a lot more. They also made a remake of Mirotic by DBSK.
And the reason why I like allkpop now is because they featured the Royal Pirates!!! OOOOO.
And being the fangirl that I am, I went on to check out their Facebook and surprisingly, both Moonchul and Sooyoon accepted my friend request. So I was like screaming away when I found out. And then I checked out every info from Moonchul (he’s my favorite), he’s got MSN and he has it displayed on Facebook. So then I added him. Then after that, I SAW THAT HE WAS ONLINE!!!! So there goes my sweat, and my heart was beating. What do I say? What do I say?
So I Plurked everything: “OMG Moonchul is online!!” and then “OMG Moonchul is now off. :(” and then “OMG he’s on facebook!” and then “OMG What do I say he’s still online!”, until I went offline myself feeling disappointed because I just couldn’t think of anything to say. 
I want to kill myself. So I gathered the guts to go back online and IM him. What I said?
“Wow it’s Moonchul. :)”
And then I went offline!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! What a loser!!!
PS: I joined the Candy Teen Blog Awards. Hurrah! Vote for me please? Give the rating that I deserve. So rate 5 or 4. LOL just playing. I don’t mind. But if you rate me 1, I know where you live.
Kidding. Where did you say your house was again?
Happy Papi Day
Happy Daddy Day to all the daddies in ze house!
I just wanna share some random facts about my dad.
1. My Dad bought this domain and he didn’t even hesitate. Yes, he knows about this blog. No, I don’t hate it if he reads my blog. It’s actually the other way around.
Me: Pa, click my ads.
Dad: Later, later.
–Later–
Me: You saw my blog?
Dad: No. Just keep writing. I’ll just drop by some other day.
While you guys put a lot of effort to hide your blogs, I put a lot of effort to make my Dad click my ads.
2. Dad tells me different kinds of bedtime stories. When I was younger, Papa tells me about some stuff before sleeping. They’re not about Cinderella or whichever Disney prostitute, but things about the Ozone Layer, the Artist’s Look, Free verse poems… I wonder if he still remembers telling me these. Because of him doing that, I liked reading about different stuff and imagining things.
3. My Dad knows my interests freakingly well and it hella scares me at times. One time, Dad called and he just said he’s buying me an iPod shuffle. And I was like OMG and I jumped around. And then the next year, we were talking and he said he’d trade his iPod Classic for my iPod shuffle. Then, when my family and I stroll around the mall, Mum and my other sisters go to the clothes, my brother just loves walking around and looking at gadgets, and my Dad and I go to the bookstore. We talk about books, review movies, and review music/musicians. It’s nice. It’s like talking to a blogger, only that my Dad doesn’t have a blog. And what’s freaky is that when they gave me a cellphone, he put songs in it, and amazingly those songs are the type of songs that I like. It’s like he knows if I will like something or if I won’t.
When I was 9, I wrote short stories..and then I give them to my Dad for grammar check (yes, I was 9. But until now my grammar isn’t that well hohoho). He would correct every single mistake, and then he’d comment on the storyline, and then he’d encourage me to write more.
4. Dad loves God. When he makes plans for our family, he never forgets about what God wants for our family. He won’t make decisions right away. He consults God first. And that is the best thing about him.
Go Dads!
PS: I love you Kim Moon Cheol. I didn’t IM you on MSN because I feel so shy. I’ll make a different post about this one.
'Sup? My name's Chiui. I am currently living in a huge ass sandcastle known for its 0% crime rate. Also a lover of the scent of crayons. I like making lists. Will never be caught sporting a mohawk. Pasta drives me crazy. I am sometimes unnecessarily mean.