Applying for Link Exchange?

1. Put in my link first. Thank you very much.
2. Your site must not have pornographic content! Please.
3. I thank you very much for going here instead of using the Cbox.
4. Your site must be updated regularly. Who wants to exchange links with dead blogs?
5. I can always decline this application. But I won’t if you follow instructions.
6. I don’t return comments all the time. So you don’t have to return comments in order to stay in  my blogroll.
7. Deleting my link in your blogroll is like telling me to delete yours, too, beybeh.
8. Put “Link Exchange” on the subject field. Double Please.
9. AND DON’T ORDER ME AROUND!!!