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PINGPOW!
May 13, 2009 | Filed in: Uncategorized

MEHEHEH. I’m here again. My blog is overupdated. Random Title. And Monsters Vs Aliens is not Pixar but Dreamworks!! (panic, panic) =O

I am so bored I want to kill anything that has life. DIE, DIE!! Murder. Slay, slay, Chiui, slayyyy. Oh I know how..

I don’t believe in fairies. I don’t! I don’t! HAH! That way, fairies die. I hate fairies. Stupid little perverts. They stick to Peter Pan wearing only short dresses. Same thing with mermaids who only wear bra’s. GAH. Cover yourself, will you?

Ah, oh by the way. I have a little somethin’ somethin’ in here.

WAAH! Super Junior’s new MV! :lol: Heechul looks rather different here. I prefer his hair on Sorry, Sorry. I so hate Kim Kibum. LALALALA. Whatever. I like him sometimes. But most of the time, I DON’T. I find him so arrogant. Lol. Anyway, I love Eunhyuk, Sungmin, Kyuhyun, Donghae, and Yesung. They are like my favorites. Haha. Anyway, Donghae looks cute as usual. I was surprised at Shindong Oppa. He sings in here. Gosh. Hahah. Siwon, uh..I find him over acting here. His face makes me feel awkward sometimes. He’s goodlooking, yknow but he’s awkwardly goodlooking. Ryeowook..no comment. Hahaha. I heard an audio of him rapping with Kangin btw. It was funny. LOOOL! Anyway, Heechul in the end again, Kibum in the beginning, much like the Sorry Sorry MV. What else? Uh..Eeteuk! Eeteuk’s cool. 8) AAH! Oh yea, Hangeng has lots of parts in here, no? Heheh. Just noticed. Ah..I love how Eunhyuk, Sungmin, Kyu, and Yesung get cooler every new MV. Buahahahah.

There. Haha. Mission accomplished. I can breathe now.

I’ve been worrying about this blog lately because I think it’s boring. HAHA. What do you think about this site?!

I’m gonna tell you about random stuff again, sorry. Do you know that I was actually afraid of the show Mr. Bean when I was young? Not the cartoon series. The live action (?!) series. OMG. That was cute! Mr Bean Live Action. Okay, so I was really afraid of him because I saw this episode when he lost his wristwatch while he was stuffing thingies on the Turkey, and then he looked for it inside and then the turkey got stuck on his head. I cried when I saw that. And I loathed Mr. Bean.

Anyway, last night I dreamed about being Wonder Woman. Not really Wonder Woman ’cause I had a cape and a mask. The mask covers half of my face, but NO. It doesn’t cover the eyes and show the mouth. It does the opposite. It covers your mouth and shows you the forehead and the eyebrows. I don’t know if that’s a smarter way to hide your identity, but it sure looks stupid. Good thing my forehead looks cute, and I was sexy in that dream. BUAHAH.

There’s this leading man whose face I can’t remember, but he was actually inlove with this Wonder Woman, which was me, and I don’t want him to know that Wonder Woman was me. So I just followed him and told him that Wonder Woman has a smelly foot. What he did was, he took my slippers and cut it in half, and then he told me to get lost. Whaa– gay. stupid men. How will you know what’s in women’s minds if you don’t ask?! And how will we go away if you just messed up with our slippers? Gah. He took my slippers and asked me to get lost. What footwear will I use then?!

I cried in the end. When I woke up, I was still angry at that guy who took my slippers. He doesn’t even know I was Wonder Woman.

PS: Feed the head, it is hungry.


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I also thought tha Monsters vs. Aliens was made by Pixar!! Hahaha.
Yeah, Kim Bum looks like an arrogant person but he’s cute mehn. lololol. I’m not into korean thingies that’s why I can’t relate with the video :(
Are you kidding? Your site is AWESOME! Totally!! Whenever I read your posts it makes me smile or laugh. Your a good writer. And I admire you :D
I find Mr. Bean boring & nonsense. But I’ve watched that turkey part–it;s FREAKY! LMAO.
Maybe he liked your slippers that’s why he took it :P
Feed the head is fun! I liked it when you took off his nose! hahaha. :D

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By Jamie on 05.13.09 3:22 am | Permalink

that dream is so funny, especially the cutting-the-slippers part! LMAO!

he’s like a child taking your slippers! HAHAHA.

i’ll try Feed the head later. :D

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By Keiti on 05.13.09 3:40 am | Permalink

hahaha XD natawa nman aku sa reason mu na yaw mu sa fairy at mermaid :P hahahah

hahah XD medyo nakakatakot nga kase si Mr. Bean :P

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By Kat - Kat on 05.13.09 3:52 am | Permalink

Gawd. Super Junior! Waa. DongHae Oppa. Gosh. He’s fucking handsome in the MV. I died after seeing that MV. Gawd. Thanks Chiui for sharing :) )

Your site is not boring no! It’s cool nga ee. :-bd

Kakatawa ung dream mo. Sino kaya ung lalaki? Ayii :) Maybe he’s the one for you and in reality. It’s like Cinderella. Afterwards, the prince will look for you. HAHA! :D

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By Clarence on 05.13.09 4:18 am | Permalink

I recogzine that feeling of boredom and wanting to kill. It’s very frustrating. Hope it works out for you.

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By Sandra on 05.13.09 4:27 am | Permalink

This post of yours is really funny. haha. :D I just finished watching MonstersVSaliens a while ago. And oh, i saw that series of Mr. Bean that yore talking about right now. LOL. shes really funny but boring sometimes. :)

Weird dream eh.? LOL. I was imagining your costume and face while reading the post. :D

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By Charmoii on 05.13.09 4:45 am | Permalink

Hey girl, your site is uber cool. :)

Are you still afraid of Mr. Bean until now??

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By joycee on 05.13.09 7:22 am | Permalink

Hahaha, i guess when you’re bored you turn violent and random huh?!?! :P interesting that you dreamt about being wonder woman last night because last night i was WOLVERINE! hahahah! it was nuts.

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By Kym on 05.13.09 8:10 am | Permalink

Narh, your blog is not boring.
It’s nice, plus cute!
What’s with all the dreaming & daydreaming! HAHAAAA.
The last movie I watched was Race To Witch Mountain! XD

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By Seng Hoo on 05.13.09 8:20 am | Permalink

its like you hate fairies.
gawd my grabdfather won’t allow us watch Mr.Bean i don’t know why. but its okay.

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By ann on 05.13.09 11:12 am | Permalink

Awwww… you can always be my wonder woman. :)

I didn’t even know Mr. Bean had a cartoon form. But that’s hysterical that a guy with a turkey on his head can mentally scar you!!! HAHA!!!!

I think your blog is pretty entertaining… don’t worry about it. ;)

The way I was saying your name might offend someone. Haha.

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By Justin on 05.13.09 11:18 am | Permalink

thankyou :)
yer it’s awesome :) and then I start university in september

sure I’ll add your link now

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By Kat on 05.13.09 11:53 am | Permalink

HAHAHAHAHA you’re so funny :D i like your blog! it’s one of the best blogs I’ve ever read. Really. I could read now ALL your blogs :D but I can’t my mom says I have to turn off the laptop ¬¬ LOL
I HATE MR.BEAN. he makes me nervous :S i don’t know, he is so extremely STUPID AAAAGHH i am angry now haha!
your dream was pretty cool, but the end with that man..HE TOOK YOUR SLIPPERS! omg,i would be angry too.
thanks for commenting btw. :) oh and your blog (&site) is great, don’t worry ;)
xx

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By Noe on 05.13.09 1:42 pm | Permalink

nice.. =D

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By kenwooi on 05.13.09 1:45 pm | Permalink

P.S – you’re awe-sum so i left you an awe-sum little somethin’ on my blog :)

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By Kym on 05.13.09 1:48 pm | Permalink

Ohh dreaming about being Wonder Woman? That’s interesting. I dreamed about one time that I was a crayon =/

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By Kathy on 05.13.09 2:12 pm | Permalink

there is no way your blog is boring! its hilarious! hahahha, randomness is more fun that sadness. true true?

i like that song… hehehe.
take care!

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By Jordan on 05.13.09 2:26 pm | Permalink

Some mermaids don’t even have bras. lol.

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By Rachelle on 05.13.09 8:28 pm | Permalink

ahaha! nakakatawa naman dream mo..

wonder woman ka! ok na sana d lang maganda ang ginawa ng guy..hehe

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By iway on 05.13.09 8:49 pm | Permalink

Super funny naman nitong post mo =D

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By Rachel on 05.13.09 9:13 pm | Permalink

Haha pervert fairies and yah those mermaid should cover themselves hahaha.

The guy took your slippers wonder woman? Lets kill that guy hahha.I don’t watch mr.bean because it makes me curse him when i watch it, you know im such a impatient kiddo hahaha he’s an idiot kasi hahaa.

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By Ieyel on 05.13.09 11:15 pm | Permalink

haha.. fairytales.. i even received a text message once stating that cinderella must be really a flirt because if the shoe fits, why did the shoe slipped off her foot?? haha… i enjoyed these things coz they have a point, really :D

your site’s not boring sissy. actually, i enjoy reading your posts. there’s something to learn every time XD

that dream was…weird?? haha.. i don’t understand why the guy cut the slippers in half? it’s unreasonable.. haha.. and i like mr. bean. his idiosyncrasies make me laugh.. and he proves that actions speak louder than words. hahaha

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By Aimee on 05.14.09 12:10 am | Permalink

x0brang weird nman nun. haha. you’re site was really good, it’s not boring. in fact, I really love your post. even if overupdated. :D

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By April on 05.14.09 1:09 am | Permalink

Haha lolz! Monster vs Aliens is definitely not a Pixar trademark coz it lacks the MAGIC of pixar!! lolz! haha :D

Aww not all fairies are evil Chiui *pats pats*

WHATTA DREAM CHIUI!! WHATTA DREAM!!! LOLZ!! haha

You’re blog is NEVER BORING. Come on, NEVER. Mine’s boring as moss. Boring as hell! hahaa

Haha the MV is okay :P not exactly much of a fan. hehee :P

tc now Chiui!

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By tiff k on 05.14.09 1:41 am | Permalink

OMGGGG. My internet is so slow T___T sorry, I had to tell you ;_;

Anyway :D I can finally comment! YAY!

When I went to Indonesia there were beggars lining the streets everywhere. Of course I couldn’t help but feel sorry for them – but that’s a different matter to this Jay person :P

OMG! I was scared of Mr Bean too. I thought Rowan Atkinson was soooooo ugly. He freaked me out a lot. I didn’t even think he was funny back then XDD. It is a great show though.

Pfft men! XD But good it was a dream. I would love to be Wonder Woman hehee. I think any girl as Wonder Woman is sexy!

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By Georgina on 05.14.09 2:56 am | Permalink

Omfg. You`re so random ! (((= So funnyy. XD

I don`t like Mr. Bean. I find it boring and weird. XD

I like your dream, ah. ;)

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By Mica on 05.14.09 5:08 am | Permalink

woah, parang anlaki ng galit mo sa fairies and mermaids ha.. lol..

that was funny, Mr bean’s supposed to be funny hindi nkakatakot..

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By Honeul on 05.14.09 6:26 am | Permalink

ROFL. Dreams can be weird at times. They sometimes leave me crying in my sleep. How sad. Haha.

I like your name Chiui. Is it pronounced as “chewy”? It’s so cute :P

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By Aichee on 05.14.09 9:15 am | Permalink

Wow, this is one of the most random blog posts I’ve ever read! :D

You were scared of Mr Bean? I was scared of Zorro when I was a kid if I remember correctly. He wore a scary mask you know. :S And not one covering the mouth instead of the eyes. :P

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By Angelica on 05.14.09 9:47 am | Permalink

Your dream is really weird. I mean, I had weird dreams but not as weird as yours.

Mr.Bean scared me as well when I was younger because, he doesn’t talk and they didn’t use a lot of sound in the sow so sometimes I found myself thinking if I was deaf.

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By Harvey on 05.14.09 11:56 am | Permalink

Haha glad you liked it. :)

Lmao yeah i definitely think fairies need to cover up more as well.

Scared of Mr. Bean?! no way. I looove him! Haha, he’s so hilarious. (:

I think this site is GREAT. :D

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By Gillian on 05.14.09 12:34 pm | Permalink

That’s some kinda dream you had there. HAHA! Ohmygosh! Super junioooooor! I LOVE theeeem!

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By Dee on 05.14.09 1:50 pm | Permalink

Ahaha xD Pissy but yet FUNNY dream you had there! Hehe superheroines can run into idiots like that =P Hehe.
I really love Monsters Vs. Aliens ^-^ I’ve gotten affectionate to Susan, poor girl..
The video is really nice, and hey! Your blog is NOT boring!! xP I find it very interesting to read, to say the truth, and the only reason why I don’t comment often is that I do too much stuff during the day and I’m alway too tired to return comments ^^” Not a nice feeling, eheh xD
*hugs*

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By Luana on 05.14.09 2:21 pm | Permalink

LOL,

randomness,
the bliss you can’t diss.

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By Emmie on 05.14.09 3:46 pm | Permalink

Thanks! :D

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By Jenn on 05.14.09 4:01 pm | Permalink

lol. you’re funny! :]
mr bean is funny. :) ) he’s stupid. i kinda prefer the cartoon coz the live is sorta boring. :p
that dream is random. :D
and why would he take you slippers? lmao.

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By reanne on 05.14.09 5:21 pm | Permalink

aww thanks! We did fantastic! I love your layout btw; the colors are simply amazing (:

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By Amanda on 05.14.09 6:18 pm | Permalink

Haha! You had me cracking up 8D
That’s the new mv?! Kyaaa! All hail Sungmin ^:)^ SWOOON. I’mma watch that vid. Now now now now

Oh. And what a very weird dream. You didn’t happen to be wearing Havaianas did you? Hahaha xD

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By Joebs on 05.14.09 6:31 pm | Permalink

That’s unusual dream, well every dream is weird, LOLZ.
I liked mr. bean too, before. I got tired of repeating the same scene. Your really a solid fan of the super junior I liked the their song “One Love” :D
and when you woke up is your slipper cut in half? ROFL xD

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By Giza on 05.14.09 6:59 pm | Permalink

hehe youre so funny sis =D

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By Rachel on 05.14.09 8:42 pm | Permalink

LOL Muka nga eh, parang lagi ka may new update, haha! Adik? hahah! or should I say, HYPPERR!! hahahaha!! :)

Most kids I know takot kay mr. bean sa umpisa, LOL! I was different. Takot ako kay jollibee! AHHAHAHA!

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By Ms. CandyBlush on 05.14.09 9:03 pm | Permalink

first time ko dito , and indi nman siya boring!!! thanks sa comment nyway

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By jei on 05.14.09 9:40 pm | Permalink

wahaha!! ur dream was so hilarious!!! how dare him *the guy in ur dream* did such thing to you not knowing ur wonder woman!! wahahahah!!!

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By ghera on 05.14.09 9:52 pm | Permalink

Haha. I love your dream. I’ve never been a superhero in any of dreams yet. 8D Glad you were in yours. But I think the guy in your dream was kinda mean. @_@ Some men are really mean… I think. =| Anyway, I don’t think your site was boring. I think it’s nice that it’s always updated! =]] I love updated blogs… because I somehow get ideas of what to post whenever I lack motivation to post into mine. Heehee. Anyway, Mr.Bean is okay naman.. though I won’t probably stay too long in front of the TV if it’s Mr.Bean na. xDD Heehee. Monsters vs Aliens is from Dreamworks. 8D Hah! You reminded me of fairies.. I watched Euro Trip and there was this drunk fairy naman. HAHA! 8D

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By Luna on 05.14.09 10:58 pm | Permalink

Oops. Sorry for the typos. =|

* any of MY dreams yet…
* IS boring…

GAH. Sorry. ;___;

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By Luna on 05.14.09 11:00 pm | Permalink

lol! another fairytale sis? :) hehe.

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By gail on 05.15.09 3:37 am | Permalink

haha. :D

you want ariel to cover herself? HAHA Ü

si mr. bean. tan tan tanan lol Ü

fave yan ng kapatid ko whee.
mr. bean fever lol :D

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By kryk on 05.15.09 4:39 am | Permalink

Now that’s rather interesting yet odd. I’ve never experienced having a dream that I was a superhero or anything hahaha now that’s funny Chiui! Ah Mr Bean live action eh? I actually love his antics. I think it’s even better than the animated version :p

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By Gel on 05.15.09 5:06 am | Permalink

i don’t like mr. bean, too. i just don’t. haha. i don’t have some reasons behind it unlike you. haha.

you’ve got a really cool dream :) how i wish i could also have dreams like that. bwahahaha. that mask is cute :P try to do it kaya in reality?? hahahaha :) )

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By hannah on 05.15.09 5:49 am | Permalink

Whoa, what a crazy dream!
You should have thrown him far away or something, hehee

Mr Bean’s eyes creeped me out a lot. Especially when he smiled and they would get rea wide :(

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By james on 05.15.09 6:04 am | Permalink

Ahaha I like your entries! XD Weird dream, you must have a very imaginative mind! XD You can still hide your identity even if it’s it’s just the mouth that’s covered, that what robbers do back then until they’ve discovered stockings lol!

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By Tin on 05.15.09 6:16 am | Permalink

hhhhmmm >__<

oh my god,i love that feed the head site!!! i was just playing with it for the past half an hour…hehe. <3

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By Francine on 05.15.09 8:44 am | Permalink

Weird dream, huh? imaginative mind, eh? Interesting nga mga post mo.

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By Tricia on 05.15.09 6:10 pm | Permalink

I went to that feedthehead site…. was I supposed to feed it an eyeball?!?!

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By Justin on 05.15.09 11:54 pm | Permalink

I think your site rocks! XDD HAHAHA!
Btw, there is a walkthrough for feed the head :D search it in jayisgames.com :D

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By Cj on 05.16.09 2:34 am | Permalink

i like the slippers story of yours
and it is very interesting for anyone to be reading your story

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